from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
