Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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