My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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