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(972): View more from Texas

90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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(631): View more from New York

life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...

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(310): View more from California

He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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(619): View more from California

I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician

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3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.

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(425): View more from Washington

This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits

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