Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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