is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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