Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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