She's JV to your varsity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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