There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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