do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Farmville is her only friend.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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