I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
