forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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