I am full of burrito and curiosity
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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