you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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