gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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