After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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