had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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