Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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