At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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