You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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