have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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