He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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