How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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