Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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