the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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