why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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