My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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