Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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