Sry I called you an 8
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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