Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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