I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
