So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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