you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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