that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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