"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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