I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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