he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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