So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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