But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize