Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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