Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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