if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
