He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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