I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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