in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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