Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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