We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You did what with his pubic hair?
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