turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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