How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
