i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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