So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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