Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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