hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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