Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
wow bdsm is so cute
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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