who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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