so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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